crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

by crazy november March 5, 2010

crack juice

Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers

Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.

-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"

by MarcoRambobologna January 21, 2008

crack whore

A loosely used term to define any person who may or may not do sexual favors for various drugs such as heroin, meth, coke, ect.

My husbands ex-wife is a big crack whore.

by Dana Hawn January 18, 2004

jack in the crack

The explosive diarrhea that ensues the morning after a late-night Jack in the Box run, due to the copious amounts of cat food and grease in their tacos and burgers

Brah, I was so faded last night and got 99 tacos for two cents at Jack in the Box, now I've got jack in the crack

by flossangeles December 18, 2009

Crack fingers

When u have a crack lighter too close to your fingers it burns (usually from heated swishers to mild them to sticking)

Damnit I keep getting crack fingers every time roll a swisher

by Weed lord June 1, 2018

Crack Out

Crack Out~~~~ The day after a very serious hangover.

"Hey Tim, I'm really hungover this morning...let's just 'crack out' today and get over it?!"

"Yes Amanda, lets do that cause I'm really hungover as well and need a good 'crack out'". LOL

by Brought to you By S&M! September 8, 2011

Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

by PopeMichael February 9, 2010