A smooth talking charmer who sweeps you off your feet at night but disappears by morning light. Fake cowboy, all heat, no heart.
by Bobsagets October 23, 2024
Get the Neon Cowboymug. a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
Get the plastic cowboymug. When you take turns frosting your friends in your horse ejaculate like the snow on the himalayan mountains
Aww man, I really wish me and dixon would've been doing the Himalayan cowboy together, but I got stuck with this bitch Sheryllen
by WalnUUUUUT September 8, 2022
Get the Himalayan Cowboymug. Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.
Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”
by Taylor swiftian April 18, 2023
Get the Cowboy Like Memug. A big burly bad boy who is equally comfortable in a saloon or camping in the 'Daks.
He knows that everyone wants to be an outlaw until there is outlaw shit to do. Armed with that information he still attends country music concerts on a regular basis at Mulcahy's and Jones Beach. He meanders along the Wantagh Parkway and Sunrise Highway aboard his trusty steed Rav4 or square body pickup. Dreaming of a class B.
He will whisper or shout while telling you a story in excruciating detail.
If you run across him tread lightly,
kindly purchase him a cadillac margarita, tip your hat and mosey on along.
He knows that everyone wants to be an outlaw until there is outlaw shit to do. Armed with that information he still attends country music concerts on a regular basis at Mulcahy's and Jones Beach. He meanders along the Wantagh Parkway and Sunrise Highway aboard his trusty steed Rav4 or square body pickup. Dreaming of a class B.
He will whisper or shout while telling you a story in excruciating detail.
If you run across him tread lightly,
kindly purchase him a cadillac margarita, tip your hat and mosey on along.
The saloon doors flew open and coming in hot a figure entered. We all gasped, it was the "Wantagh Cowboy"!
He sauntered up to the bar, his bride at his side with empty six shooter hands and shouted, "Yee Haw" while ordering a Cadillac Margarita. "Don't forget the triple sec he exclaimed."
He sauntered up to the bar, his bride at his side with empty six shooter hands and shouted, "Yee Haw" while ordering a Cadillac Margarita. "Don't forget the triple sec he exclaimed."
by Days1 June 24, 2024
Get the Wantagh Cowboymug. a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets
by m305 October 15, 2019
Get the cowboy cuntmug. Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"
Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today
Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
by emma from taft December 5, 2022
Get the Sina (pahtoohee) [like a cowboy spitting]mug.