Cooter Pringle

After a female wears underwear, she leaves some of her cooter juices in her thong/boyshorts. Overnight, these juices become crusted causing her cooter juices to become a chip like feature known as a cooter pringle.

This morning when i gave her her underwear back, there was a massive cooter pringle waiting to be discovered.

by Rappleslayer July 6, 2010

Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

by Trout December 3, 2003

Coates

Evil demon-spawned English teacher from hell.

Coates is evil...he says my writing is getting better, but somehow my grades are getting lower.

by Ganski December 24, 2008

cooterpie

Noun; used as a term of endearment.

"Hello my darling Cooterpie!", "I love you, Cooterpie". Similar useage as "sweetiepie"

by AdrianeB December 11, 2008

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

by matilder January 20, 2007

cooter sneeze

When you're eating out a girl and you sneeze in her cooter. This makes up the cooter sneeze

Yo dude I got madd dome last night but didn't feel like eating her out so I cooter sneezed

by Brian Gallagher October 14, 2007

Cooter Cup

The act of taking ones hand, which has been formed into a cup, and cupping a female's genitilia. Generally this act is one swift motion of cupping hand, swinging arm, and making contact with the cooter; most importantly this is meant to be UNPLEASURABLE.

I was cooter cupped so hard that my dress was jammed between my legs.

You can't cooter cup a boy because they don't have a cooter.

by Pooping Owl November 24, 2009