tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

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cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022

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Cooking

1. Verb. A sport typically preformed by women.

Woman’s favorite sport never done by men.

1.)Yeah she’s in there cooking right now.
2.)She should be home soon to cook.

by That_average_Male August 27, 2022

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cooked

to win by a large margin

Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"

by JamezN42 August 28, 2022

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Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people

Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again

by EllieSoot April 26, 2022

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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

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