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muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned
I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.
by Wordsmithingtonburger April 8, 2022
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Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.
Fuck she’s cooked bro
by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021
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Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!
Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023
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your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!
by Dunn96 November 28, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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Cook

To create or work on something that is of good quality. A person may be "cooking" if they are concocting a plan, laying out an idea, or creating something in real life, as a cook does to food.

"To cook" often has a positive meaning. One might say "let him cook" when someone is concocting something well, or say "he is not cooking" if someone is creating something that is not of high quality. It may also be possible, however, to cook something badly, in which case one would say "do not let him cook".

This new definition of the word may derive from the idea of cooking in general, or more specifically in Breaking Bad when Walter White says "Jessie, we need to cook". The new definition of "to cook" has nothing to do with the new definition of the adjective "cooked". In fact, they can be contrasted, and to ask how someone is faring you could ask "are you cooking or cooked?"
A: The best way to eat pickles is with peanut butter.
B: What is blud blabbering about?
C: Hold on, he's onto something, let him cook.
B: Bro is not cooking 💀
by Hero of Milk April 16, 2024
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Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken
james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro
by sidobelei December 26, 2023
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