cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Flag

Get the cook the noodle mug.

Spirit Cooking

WITH A SHARP KNIFE CUT DEEPLY INTO THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
EAT THE PAIN

"Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,
Marina"

by grassfornerds July 12, 2025

Flag

Get the Spirit Cooking mug.

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."

by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

Flag

Get the waste cook mug.

Cooked

A term used in to derscribe a very bad situation and there's no solution to it

School Guard : You smel like Weed
Me : I'm Cooked

by DaRealYunes July 7, 2024

Flag

Get the Cooked mug.

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

Flag

Get the combat cook mug.

foot cook

An uncleanly act of cooking food and typically referring to Indians as their clarity is practically nonexistent. It can be seen in many online videos of these people cooking with their dirty hands and/or feet.

I don't eat that food, a bunch of scammers and foot cooks from what I've gathered.

by Olibark September 18, 2023

Flag