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Wii Condom

Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."

Dude 1: "Lol!"
by firstbloodstrat August 6, 2009
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condog

someone who gets sides tracked from something easily
Kurt didnt make the song cause he is a condog
by billy preston June 10, 2008
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Conco

Cracker wanna be that has no less than 6 children and eats dogs for breakfast.
Johny: Yo dawg you seen that Yolanda biyotch?
Jamal james jr.:yo Dawg I seen that dog eaten Conco!
Johny: O fo sho home dizzle!!
by Fo Mizzy le Hizzy February 17, 2003
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Condomania

The act of putting feces into a used condom and eating it
"Did you hear that Joe did condomania last night?"
by GitShrekt November 18, 2014
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condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.
i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.
by eric123 December 2, 2007
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conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.
only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.
by mike blown January 21, 2008
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Ear Condom

A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.
Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!
by russelcrowe September 2, 2013
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