chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

by nocturnal June 25, 2006

chocolate hitler

a chocolate hitler, or (stinkey hitler);
the scent or stain of asshole left under the nose of an unsuspecting victim

If you stick your finger in your butthole, then wipe it on someones upper lip then youve given them a chocolate hitler.

by E. Bohannon October 9, 2008

chocodile

A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.

That chocodile butt plug was the best!

by *samIam* January 12, 2008

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

Poo that makes the toilet water splash

"Dude I just made chocolate thunder from down under!"

by Dennis Kostic October 21, 2004

chocolate moo

The sexual act of backing up into your partner and excreting waste into his/her anus

mike doesn't think its that deep, chocolate moo.

by I'm Sooo Mad November 11, 2008

Chocolate Eye Drop

While squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your asshole directly between her eyes and fart.

This ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so I gave her a chocolate eye drop.

by J-Pimp from A-town February 4, 2005

chocolate hole

The bum hole. It's brown, like chocolate.

Fuck my chocolate hole

by lloyd April 28, 2004