Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021

Cook

To perform an action vigorously well to the point of excelling.

RJ: "Hear me out..."
Deshaun: "Na you wild for that bro."
Tre: "Na hold up let him cook."

by futurevip07 June 3, 2024

Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Cooked

1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something

1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away

by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023

You are cooked

This term refers to being done for or in a terrible situation. Synonym for "You are screwed."

"It is 11:40pm and you've only done 10% of the homework that's due at 11:59, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025