Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007

Cleves

A horrible city near Cincinnati, Ohio consisting of nothing but racist, over privileged, white people who look down on minorities and gays and do nothing but show off their wealth. It also consists of lame teenagers who have nothing to do except go to Wild Mike's or get drunk. (Not to be confused with Cleveland.)

Person A: "I just moved to Cleves."
Person B: "Ew, why?"
Person A: "My parents are racist."
Person B: "Oh. Well, I'm not going to come visit you. It's terrible there."

by tshirttime November 22, 2011

cleveland drive thu

where some one does a shit on your head phones that are used to work drive thu's at fast food places

timmy was really pissing me off so i did a cleveland drive thu and he had to wear it the hole day.

by stains murray February 28, 2009

clover

the area at the top of a girls vulva where the labia major and clit hood meet, the most painful place to wax. this area strongly resembles part of a clover.

Melanie your clover looks really good today, did you get waxed over the weekend?

by KingThunderdome December 5, 2011

cleverly

A woman whom loves singing wrecking ball whlist twerking. She is also known for her slow eating, the staple food of the Cleverlys is pizza, and it is their mating food. The male is required to make the female pizza before engaging in sexual activity. The mating call of the female cleverly is the creature shouting 'BENGAL, BENGAL, BENGAL'.

She is such a cleverly

by Bitchio November 18, 2013