a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.
Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG
by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020
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The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.
by greasymeatloaf December 3, 2009
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Person: I can't believe we're having a green Christmas. In Canada!
Other Person: I know and I really wanted to play in the snow this year.
Other Person: I know and I really wanted to play in the snow this year.
by Anonymous Kitty December 27, 2011
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I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas
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She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
by GoldSix-shooter June 2, 2008
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Get the Cancel Christmas mug.person one: What are you doing this Christmas?
person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
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