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big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!

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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!

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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
by Mark H August 30, 2004
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Spartan Birth Control

Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.
"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
by kevin03246 March 31, 2009
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Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011
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Birth code

The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.
303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes
by that birth code guy November 13, 2009
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Birthcake

Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax
Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!
by Og_dude November 29, 2016
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Birthday

The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist
Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch

Friend (But not really):Love you!
by Maddyorwhatever June 27, 2019
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dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.
at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)
by lenda666 July 7, 2009
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