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crazy bread 

cleavage, big ones O_O
a coded language for guys so that girls won't get offended if they overhear the conversation
"She has huge crazy bread!"
"Seriously"

girl- "Waaa? What are you guys talking about?"

guys *HAHAHAHA nothing* ;)
crazy bread by da12kd12agon February 14, 2008

baking bread 

when a female has a yeast infection and radiates a funk after getting up from a seated position or General hellacious odor associated with yeast infections coming from a female's area.
Whoa dude did you smell that? "yeah bro, she's baking bread!" ooh that explains it.

or

Is bread-bakin'amanda gunna be there? "yeah bro she is" DAMN it. she stinks!!!!
baking bread by tim baxter April 24, 2006
Another way to mention a girthy black male erection.

Whoa!! Shes got her mouth around a giant loaf of rye bread.
Ex 1: That guy has a huge loaf of Rye Bread.
Ex 2:(Innuendo) She likes to spread her butter on rye bread.
Ex 3:(Joke) Excuse me but, do you like Rye Bread?
Rye Bread by E Gads its that guy September 25, 2006

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.
asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

get your bread up 

get your bread up-meaning to get your game on and or to get your swagga on
come on b-diti where losing get your bread up
get your bread up by kidjayy17 November 23, 2010

let's make it like bread 

Rarely used term only said in some Italian groups, though other groups use it as well. Is usually said after someone says something complicated and is meant to simply them. It is also said before a plan, meaning to sum things up and simply them, thus making it just like bread. Is used in conjunction of the word bread which is usually used to describe something that is good, simple, pure, or otherwise.
"Alright, so let's make it like bread. Tommy, you get the shotguns. I'll get the flashlights. Joey, you hold on to your sister's hand, you hear me? Lucille, would you get the fucking keys? Let's go fucking trick-or-treating."

"Alright, so let's make it like bread. You fucked your girlfriend's little 20 year old sister, didn't come home last night, and you're not going to work because you're too coked up. Is that what I'm hearing? Am I hearing all this straight? Get the fuck out of here!"

"That girl is so perfect, I could eat fettucine off of her. She's like bread."