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blast from the past

the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating
i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!
by scotch egg January 5, 2005
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Bitch Boy Blast

When a man who likes to act like a female shoot a hot load of cum at a preeschool's front entrance in a futile attempt to prove he is an alpha male, when in reality, he is only showing how much of an incel he is.
Keith: Did you see Dave last night? He performed the Bitch Boy Blast on Little Feats preschool.
Kyle: What a fucking incel.
Kaden: Absolute brainlet.
by a non a myuse March 28, 2020
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reverse ass blast

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot
bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.
by weenz September 10, 2012
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three finger blast

What happens when you stick three fingers up a girl's snizz
Catniss was three finger blasted by President Snow last Hunger Games
by P0L P0T August 9, 2016
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Bengali boy blasted

A man from Bengal getting overly intoxicated. Usually involves falling down, losing the ability to read, eating food off the floor.
Damn, he was bengali boy blasted. He was eating chips off the floor, falling down, and flipping everyone off.
by Cali_math_nerd January 2, 2021
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blast your cache

When a bro clears your browsing history upon your death.
Don't worry bro, I will Blast your cache.
by Kalel2700 April 7, 2021
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Strawberry ass blast

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye
" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?
by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017
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