Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.

Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that

by Spoodigus November 14, 2022

birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday

It’s plagues birthday

by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

lalalalala happy birthday

when you have trouble pronouncing happy birthday

h-h-happy birthday

lalalalala

happy birthday
Lalalalala happy birthday
Stuttering

by acidicbabey April 30, 2022

Birthday

The day you deserve nice head

Go give them a nice birthday gift

by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022

birthday girl

A biologically born female.

Can't tell if birthday girl or trap.

by Jinx.43L September 14, 2022