Scottish Birthday

When Troopy gets old

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit

by abitdodgey August 15, 2023

Super soft birthday

A bunch of weirdos getting together dressed as fairys

Let’s be fairy’s and party a super soft birthday party

by Word hod October 12, 2021

Birthday Donut

A crude term for a man’s asshole — the “special treat” he’s been sitting on since birth.

Phrase origin: combines “birthday suit” (naked) with “donut” (a round shape with a hole), creating a tongue-in-cheek term that’s equal parts ridiculous and vivid.

“He was talking big until someone threatened to glaze his birthday donut.”

by Birthday Donut October 14, 2025

St. Louis Birthday

Celebrating a birthday/event an hour early/late depending on your time zone

Happy birthday!

But dude it’s 11 pm. We still have another hour…
Happy St. Louis birthday!

by Tdanella June 21, 2025

A Very Robear Birthday

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.

The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

by Dollars to Since July 24, 2020

birthday backshots

When it is someone’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age.

Hey Jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017