AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Birthday Suit pics

Every Year after you turn 21 you are required to send a nude picture to all your friends and later all your socials to please the birthday gods.

Thanks for the birthday suit pics... HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw!

by RedDaite September 7, 2022

It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday

It’s plagues birthday

by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

lalalalala happy birthday

when you have trouble pronouncing happy birthday

h-h-happy birthday

lalalalala

happy birthday
Lalalalala happy birthday
Stuttering

by acidicbabey April 30, 2022

Birthday

The day you deserve nice head

Go give them a nice birthday gift

by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022