Beatle

Someone who acts, looks, smells and thinks like a beatle.

Most commonly found in the chicken section at Knights Meats. Aka Emily Kirkman.

"Fuck you are a beatle man"
"Stop acting like a beatle cunt"

by Juiceislife January 4, 2016

beatle shell

Fanny flaps, camel toe

I could see her Beatle shell from a mile off.

by Beatle flap May 22, 2016

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

beastheist

A f*cking legend who is a god at everything, The greatest achievement in history

Look beastheist is doing what he always does being great at everything.

by Stance4lyfe February 1, 2017

Beater

A beta tester cheater, reference to Sword Art Online.

Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!

by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017