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Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.
by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020
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Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.
Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!
by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020
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Breaking the Honey Pot

by fhomas December 4, 2020
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BreakingTheRules

HardPoppingJimmy!
Accidentially BreakingTheRules!
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Breaking Mad

A long-awaited collaboration from the creators of Mad Men and Breaking Bad - Matthew Weiner and Vince Gilligan. Millions of homebound fans, desperate for a new binge, are hoping TV history will be made.
Don Draper sees the writing on the wall - a third of the storefronts on Madison Avenue are vacant. Realizing that in Covid-depressed America there is not much left to advertise, not much to buy and little reason to buy it, he goes in search of Jesse Pinkman, and the temptation of Breaking Mad.
by Monkey's Dad December 27, 2020
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Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.
Greg was beating the whole village again last night.
by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021
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beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it
I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off
by Esperanato January 22, 2021
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