Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.

"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"

by gden3367 January 10, 2012

Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.

Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.

by SE123 April 3, 2014

Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015

Banana Whammy

When a female inserts a banana into the rectum of a male while using the banana peel to jack him off until he cums into it. Then she "ripes" his ass with the peel.

I bought two bananas at the store, one for the split and the other to banana whammy you with after you take the trash out.

by traderblows24 May 29, 2016

banana and strawberry

sex
banana refers to penis
strawberry refers to pussy

Guy: Do you have a crush on anyone at school?
Girl: Nah. Most boys are ugly and only want girls for banana and strawberry

by penpurri02 May 15, 2016

Banana

A subscriber of Onision, who watches his videos until they begin to peel their own skin off, while cannibalizing themselves to the point of extreme death.
Since Onision is very cancerous, most victims must be hospitalized.

Jerry: "Hey have you heard about Onision?"

Paul, a smart white male: "Oh you mean the next hitler?"
Jerry: (does the world good as a faggot banana should, and kills himself.)

by Daddy carrot February 13, 2017

Banana Nut Bread Body

A person whose body resembles that of a loaf of banana nut bread e.g. a shiny, lumpy, moley body.

Oh my god, look at her banana nut bread body, so lumpy and shiny.

by BNBB1 September 20, 2017