Bard College

A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".

A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).

by kok'n'ballz December 11, 2009

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no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.

Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...

by Anonosity May 14, 2011

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Bardsleyism

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

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VAUGHN BARD

He is a narcissist he is very sweet and charming and has the most gorgeous smile he will make you feel like you are on top of the world and the most beautiful thing and then within a second he'll rip it all away from you and tell you you're nothing but shit.
He only takes he never gives he has a big cock and will ruin you for the rest but remember this piece of shit is a narcissist who will mentally abuse you and then eventually physically

So don't let that smile Charming ladies because you're only next not the last...

VAUGHN BARD A narcissist that will break you down

by Rapunzel.333 October 10, 2019

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