Cold Frosty on the Beach

When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.

I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

by The Princess Buttercup July 14, 2011

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Beach Week

This is the week when a group of misogynist, over-privileged teenage boys who're steeped in the Bro Culture lure their female classmates to a house on the beach that's been stocked with several kegs of beer, junk food, and party lights. While there, they drink to excess, repeatedly lose their virginity, black out, drink more to get over their hangovers, and do it all again the next day.

What happens during Beach Week stays on the beach! I don't have any memory of having sex without consent with multiple female partners. Heck, all we had were a few beers, some laughs, and thoughts of becoming a Supreme Court Justice.

by Snakefishbait September 29, 2018

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Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008

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Sun Bleached

It's the Ultimate Tan.

He's Sun Bleached
Crowd: *gasp*

by Reeejae September 3, 2018

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beach guy

1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden

2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.

3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him

1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"

2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"

3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"

by Cutebumblebee November 20, 2007

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