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Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008
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apple computer

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.
by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003
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apple

Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.
Macs are good and so are PC's.
by Hack Nike June 9, 2005
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Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
by labeauf October 6, 2011
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apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
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chocolate apple

dana enjoys getting a chocolate apple, even though, a fist rammed into his eagerly awaiting anal cavity is such a chore.
by suckmongus June 10, 2010
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Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.
Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!
by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017
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