joseph

kinda fat blonde with a middle part, plays too many video games and has a face only a mother can love. Also smells like he’s allergic to deodorant

dude this guy stinks!!! who is that?

oh. that’s just joseph.

did he shit himself?
nah that’s just his natural scent

by oopswhyareuhere07 April 23, 2025

Joseph Hazelnut

The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.

Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Joseph Cooper

Joseph Cooper is quite known for his memes. If ever willing to buy some memes fresh from the market, he’s your guy.

Joseph Cooper is just a meme lord with a rocket launcher.

by The Pewdiepie April 29, 2019

Tyler Joseph

The lead-singer of the band Twenty One Pilots, which was formed in 2009. He is responsible for the writings of the albums "No Phun Intended", "Twenty One Pilots", "Regional At Best":( RIP, "Vessel", Blurryface", and "Trench" He also wrote the 2020 quarantine anthem, "Level Of Concern".

Friend: Ay so Tyler Joseph just released a new song!!

Other Friend: OMG really?! I haven't even heard it yet and it's already a bop!!

by Clifford21 September 27, 2020

Joseph

The biggest Snitch of all time. someone with 0 friends and gay AF. and like it when people touch his ass

Joseph

by Mr.Pet February 13, 2020

Joseph

This kid is most likely to be spotted in his backyard pooping or chatting to strangers about TikTok on Omegle.

Homedog have you heard about that fellow Joseph?

Smart Person: Yeah he is pretty dumb

by Walborneo April 24, 2019

Joseph

A unique man, the type of man that simultaneously leaves your heart aching yet injects your very heart with a giddy all consuming joy, rendering the recipient incapable of preventing themselves falling in love with him. Joseph has lovely and soft, round, red, slightly upward facing lips and kind embracing eyes. Joseph makes you feel safe and loved, he is an intelligent and sensitive man.

I've just been josephed

by pearnado August 25, 2022