Banana peeler

A gimmicky and/or useless tool.

If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.

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by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019

banana fiend

The most dangerous of criminals. The only way to defeat him is to make him drop the banana, the eat it, effectively disarming him. Guns also work

"It's very simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend." "Suppose he's got a pointed stick?" "Shut up!!"

by Ghostsharklegs January 5, 2019

Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

ditch banana

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.

Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.

by The ditched banana January 31, 2017

Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020

Sexual Banana

Words you didn't expect the president to say

I did not have sexual Bananas with that woman

by RGBMoth May 12, 2021

silky banana

when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick

This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana

by silkybanana August 6, 2021