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J-Ring

The end, away from your mouth, on a Jimmy Johns sandwich.
All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.
by voris December 11, 2009
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j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through
Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hours
by r3in March 14, 2008
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j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes
Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."
by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017
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Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3
Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.
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J-Star

J-Star is the term used to describe somebody with a great knowledge of martial arts. It generally refers to somebody from asia/middle-east.
I bet Ghandi was a secret J-Star...
by wesleyfolyffe October 31, 2010
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J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.
'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.
by spacecaked March 31, 2011
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The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful
Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur
by LijmPistool June 16, 2022
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