raise over the horizon

bro code for boners.

“bro did you raise over the horizon when you saw her face and body?”

by candygirl4 June 12, 2018

Yawnage On My Hornage

Defines somebody who is a crap shag; rubbish or boring in bed - a buzzkill for pheromones.

Lisa is so yawnage on my hornage - she just lies there like a hermit crab.

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 29, 2018

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

Of course on a horse

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019