Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Tic Tac Cock

A Penis the size of a tic tac

oi Tic Tac Cock Put Some fuckin Pants on Cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 6, 2025

Cock hawking

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

by JuiceTheHard”r” August 31, 2020

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth

Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth, or AOCFM for short, is the action of sticking one's cock, penis, schlong, dingdong, wiener, member into an orange without removing the peel. The process is described as incredibly painful and may cause physical damage to one's cock. The process is also described as a fun party game for a boy's night out. The word "Flicker" in AOCFM's name comes from the ancient French tradition of flicking an orange while preforming the action. This tradition of AOCFM dates back to about 2300 B.C.E.

"Hey man, wanna play Annoying Orange Cock Flicker Mouth?"

by MK-Ultra23 February 28, 2025

Cock Sealant

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum

Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.

by FTWW September 17, 2023

Waxer sucking cock

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.

Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.

by HVAC master June 19, 2025