Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.

If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the “Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021

National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"

"Hey it's national fuck your friend day"
friend: let's go!!

by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021

your mom have big gay

1. A terrible version of how to spell your mom is gay

2. Your mom have big gay

Dude your mom have big gay

by Lil Daddy Boi February 18, 2018

Up your butt and around the corner

Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers. Usually in response to a "where" question, but sometimes used by losers just to get attention.

Hey, have you seen my pencil?
Yeah, up your butt and around the corner!

by jojo December 23, 2004

Your mom & dad gay together

Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.

Jhon your mom gay

Mike your dad lesbian

Jhon you granny tranny

Mike your grandpap a tarp

Jhon your mom & dad gay together

Mike fucking explodes

Mikes family fucking exsplodes

by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

Something you hear when you’re in walkable distance of a middle school in 2023

Guy: *goes for a walk*

Kids in the nearby middle school: Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤨🤨💀💀💀💀💀🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗿🗿

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023

Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010