Cock Piranha

When a woman gives head and bites your dick in the process

Goddamnit Stacy, stop being such a Cock Piranha . It hurts my dick

by PurpleMinivan November 30, 2020

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Cock Muffler

The simulation of making cars sounds while performing oral sex on your partner.

This cock muffler sounded like a V8 shelby mustang.

by Recome June 7, 2018

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cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

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A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.

-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.

by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021

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