My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
Get the Cock au twomug. 
by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
Get the Super Cock Surprisemug. Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
Get the Horse-Cock Egomug. person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.
by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020
Get the cockmug. When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025
Get the Cock A Longmug.