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balls didley

When your working on something overhead and your balls are in someone's face like a tea bag. Dogs often have this as well.
Tell your chick to move or she's gonna get balls didley.... Again!
by Mr Dinges January 7, 2023
mugGet the balls didleymug.
A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
mugGet the Sounds like water's traveling through your ballsmug.

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is the torturing of the testiculs and penis
I’m gonna cock and ball torture you tomorrow
by Brendanhasafatass April 9, 2021
mugGet the Cock and ball torturemug.

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 September 19, 2016
mugGet the flaming junk ballmug.

Whiffle-Ball

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.
by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021
mugGet the Whiffle-Ballmug.

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.
Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!
by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020
mugGet the Ball Teamug.
N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
mugGet the grab capitalism by the ballsmug.

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