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gaychausen syndrome

Gaychausen is when someone tries to get attention and sympathy by falsifying, inducing, and/or exaggerating their gayness. They lie about symptoms or harm themselves to get the symptoms. Diagnosing and treating Munchausen syndrome is difficult because of the person’s dishonesty.
My neighbor says her 9 yr old daughter is transgender. I think she may be exaggerating her daughter's love of Monster trucks. The mother may be suffering gaychausen syndrome by proxy.
by HairNerd July 15, 2023
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Patrick star syndrome

The destructive mix of entitlement and ignorance. Feeling like you deserve everything without knowing anything. Truly corruptible just based on valuing one’s self above all without any true value system. This behavior was exhibited many times during run of the animated classic, Spongebob Squarepants.
Why is she crying?

Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome
by Tuffemaverick January 6, 2022
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syndrome spotting

the act of hiding out of sight, like bird watching; you set your sights on finding the most downsyndromie specimens.
me and the boys make weekly trips to Auckland, New Zealand to get a fine dose of syndrome spotting.
by The clam slide creator August 28, 2023
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zuchiniman syndrome

Beyond sigma syndrome, where a man realizes not many men around him are his equal in Spirit, Emotion or Physical masculinity, so he forgoes the shemales and witchpipes around him for turning his friends into little potatoes or mozzarella balls,
eventually He starts sayin weird shit to scare the really shitty bitches away, like 'Hail Satan' with the inevitably fear, laughter and urinating sound onto the proverbial ragweeds rag panties. 'GodBless' he continues.
At some point, I think I'd rather be damned fucking piece of broccoli than married you know?
My two besties with testiculars and great vernacular of modernity, Hell and sin, cannot understand why being Christian is like offering free candy on Halloween for crazy yitchens. Yeet those bitches straigh to Hell says Saint Josh of Hell, Satan's Gatekeeper, who lived his complete and absolute entire fucking life with zuchiniman syndrome.
by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025
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Killalldemalienz Syndrome

A medical diagnosis where people think that Humans are just going to walk into an Alien War and "Kill All'Dem Aliens Son." If there was a war with aliens, then they would have technology So Advanced that they can travel Massive distances through Space where we, as Humans, only have some satellites and space stations in orbit; basically the "hammer and nails" of space travel.

Aliens wouldn't necessarily be any stronger Physically, but when a person Really Believes that they could pick up a pistol and kill an army of super-tech aliens and blow up all their ships because "We're Just Awesome," then they are suffering from a Heavy dose of Killalldemalienz Syndrome.
Guy: "Hahaha! Yehaww!!! Independence Day is Awesome! Humans, going out and killing all the aliens that threaten the world using good ol'fashion Human ingenuity. What an amazing story of human survival!"
Sane Friend: "You are suffering Hardcore from Killalldemalienz Syndrome my friend. Even if some 90's computer virus worked, it wouldn't just blow up their entire space fleet. Pure Fantasy."

John Connor: "All we got to do is infiltrate the only machine base, blow it up, and then we will beat the machines. It's simple really."
Every Soldier: "How are we going to beat a massive army of robots designed to kill humans? Isn't this sort of impossible?"
John Connor: "Terminators went back in time to try and kill me 3 times already, and I survived them. We're going to kill All the robots and take back Our Earth! Who's With Me!"
Everybody There: "Uh oh, he's gone crazy with Killalldemalienz Syndrome. There's no way to stop a robot army unless they Want to be destroyed, especially with conventional weapons."
by MCPKG February 10, 2020
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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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Beauty Syndrome

When someone is a 10/10 with make-up but without it a 1/10
Pokimane is the true definition of "Beauty Syndrome" (she's hot with make-up but without it she is ugly)
by Sumichi October 30, 2020
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