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Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*
SUCKMA balls
by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024
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Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.
Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.
by evilsid666 May 8, 2014
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ball

(noun, slang)

A viral slang term used as a gender-neutral, often affectionate or ironic substitute for words like “bitch,” “bae,” or “girl/guy.” Popularized through social media, especially TikTok and X (Twitter), “ball” is commonly used to refer to someone you’re close to, obsessed with, or ride-or-die for — whether it’s your best friend, partner, or someone you’re just down bad for.

Usage is playful and context-driven, often used in memes, captions, or casual speech.

Origin: The term originated as a satirical or memeified way to soften or replace harsher slang like “bitch,” evolving into its own distinct term with humorous and affectionate tones. Often used to express obsession or loyalty.

Note: Not to be confused with actual sports balls. Unless you’re in your feelings about a basketball too, in which case… carry on.
Examples:
• “That’s my ball right there. Don’t touch her.”
• “You know I’d do anything for my ball.”
• “I saw him texting another girl. Like??? I AM the ball.”
by ItsKobYT May 26, 2025
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lady vagina balls

Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic
by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023
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Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more
Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.
by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021
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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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balls

balls are the funny
can i buy you balls good sir-me
by ppmanxddd October 11, 2021
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