Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

Big balls

I made sure they would fit in yo moms mouth

Choke on these Big Balls

by NoFatherFigure420 July 15, 2022

Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.

Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.

by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024

Balle

Slang för ballong

*Liten balle du har!
*Skulle du kunna blåsa upp min balle? Den är för liten!
*De delar ut gratis ballar till barn på donken, ska du ha?

by 7four7 September 18, 2024

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls

"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"

by youngmandyfromdabronxeeeeeeeee March 13, 2019

Balls

These balls are smooth, soft, shiny, and exquisite. My balls are so amazing they can make all the air come out. Basket soccer football volley balls are amazing there so many different types to!

Wow those are some nice balls, can I bounce them?

by Craptonalot December 24, 2021