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Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.
Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.
by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019
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Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.
That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.
by Rockslinga September 20, 2016
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ball

(noun, slang)

A viral slang term used as a gender-neutral, often affectionate or ironic substitute for words like “bitch,” “bae,” or “girl/guy.” Popularized through social media, especially TikTok and X (Twitter), “ball” is commonly used to refer to someone you’re close to, obsessed with, or ride-or-die for — whether it’s your best friend, partner, or someone you’re just down bad for.

Usage is playful and context-driven, often used in memes, captions, or casual speech.

Origin: The term originated as a satirical or memeified way to soften or replace harsher slang like “bitch,” evolving into its own distinct term with humorous and affectionate tones. Often used to express obsession or loyalty.

Note: Not to be confused with actual sports balls. Unless you’re in your feelings about a basketball too, in which case… carry on.
Examples:
• “That’s my ball right there. Don’t touch her.”
• “You know I’d do anything for my ball.”
• “I saw him texting another girl. Like??? I AM the ball.”
by ItsKobYT May 26, 2025
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Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*
SUCKMA balls
by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024
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STRAIGHT BALL

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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