Eye Gap Man

A guy with a huge eye gap

Eye Gap Man has a big eye gap

by Jack Peter Jones November 9, 2020

Goat man kink

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019

HANG LOW-MANS

Breasts that are hanging very low..

Holy Crap! Do you see that lady over there not wearing a bra with those hang low-mans?

by Mister Maples January 6, 2012

Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Oral Sex Man

A classy, friendly & sensual & loving man who loves & thrives on preforming oral sex (gay blowjob and/or rimming) a lot on another male. Unlike a faggot or cocksucker, an Oral Sex Man is cherished & Respected. He is rarely 'manhandled' if ever & enjoys the intimate contact with the man he's preforming oral sex on, as it is viewed as a love-making ritual along with the bonding of both men's DNA (the sperm from the reciever to the preformer & the saliva from the preformer absorbing through the thin & usually shaved flesh of the reciever). Each session is usually at least an hour long but could last for much longer, espically if mutiplt orgasms are requested.

The reciever's body is also fully open to any mouth contact from the Oral Sex Man, including but not limited to: the balls, the pelvis, the perineum, the ass, the abbs, the chest, the nipples, neck & even the other lips (kissing) of the reciever. However, the Oral Sex Man never wants reciprocation, yet also feels a deep power within from the overwhelming Joy, Contact, Stimulation, and Intense Pleasure he can cast upon the male he is preforming Oral Sex on, along with such feelings of intense vunerability of the reciever along with intense desire for more Oral contact/love-making.
He sometimes will also dress in a suit & tie or as a priest while preforming the intimate act.

Tim: "Where the fuck is Joe? Has he been in his room the whole time?"
Dan: "Didn't see the man in the suit & tie follow him in? I think he's finally found his Oral Sex Man. All I been hearing was slurping and smooching noises from his room. They been going at it for 3 hours."
Tim: "Oh damn... that takes indurance."

by Joe Winko May 8, 2022

Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019