Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021

person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.
by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020

by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022

by ghwhiffer January 8, 2022

When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017
