kamari’s cock

A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.

In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females

- Jesus

This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor

Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!

by The Holy Messenger, Kitosophyg April 10, 2021

Nanika's cock

Largest cock ever created by god the most perfect meat ever bestowed upon this world no other man or any form of surgery can recreate it

Lesbians:Cancel Nanika's cock on Twitter as it is homophobic and lesbophobic.

by angrytwitterlesbian April 23, 2021

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.

“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021

The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.

When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".

by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021

Nox's cock

when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants

person: damn bro your packing
MeL yeah I have Nox's cock

by ThisIsNotNox July 11, 2021

black black cock

A very black penis. Used by teens that want to be funny but arent really that funny.

Friend: Hey I got a bbc what about you?
Me: I be rocking that black black cock zaddy.

by Bigdickdaddy21 July 28, 2021

Donnie Fat Cock

The man, the cock, the legend. A roofer that has a fat ass motherfuckin cock.

Everyone hide or get ready to open your throat, Donnie Fat Cock is on the roof!

by Aye it’s Pinkman… Bitch October 29, 2021