weed

it is the greatest thing since sex.

its actually better then sex cause you can do it alone.
unless your lighter breaks. then you better have some shrooms.

everyone is doing it.. join on in
need a fix? call your local pot dealer at

1800-MARY

im gonna get shit faced drug and smoke an ounce of weed.

i got a great deal on an once, only 30 bucks for an ounce.

i smoked too much weed and now i forget what happened.

weed made me fail school.

that 70s show has people smoking fake weed.

by Walan hater September 26, 2006

Wheedle

A popular orange furry Seattle fictional character, with sensitive ears and an avertion to construction workers, penned in the 1970's by author Stephen Cosgrove. The Wheedle defined why Seattle is so rainy, took up residence on the Space Needle, and also became a Seattle Supersonics mascot in the late 70's and early 80's. Many 30-something Seattlelites love them some Wheedle.

That damn Wheedle made it rain again.

by Plabasaurus April 19, 2010

weed

Marijuana- bud, buddha, cheeba, chronic, dope, ganja, gangster, grass, hash, herb, mary jane, reefer, sinsemilla, skunk.

"People need to be educated on the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If he put it here and he wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that god is wrong?"

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessley repeating.

The herb is a gift from the earth. Why is it illegal you ask? I have no idea. It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit...unnatural?

"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."
"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time."
"Please don't throw your shit at me...unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana."i

Dante: Dude, where do you buy your pot?
Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante.
Dante: Oh...THATS RIGHT! Hey, Mr. Cheezle!

by FixedOnTheSun December 23, 2010

Anjie Weed

$25 8th of commercial marijuana (REGS!)

yo did you cop from Spun Bitch? yea..i got some of that anjie weed

by Brooks Jones May 22, 2007

weed

sumthin that make a nigga get the munchiesand talk crazy

sumthin that can turn sum girlz on

Damn nigga i got the munchies, pass that blunt back dis way

by Bri October 31, 2004

weed

grass from heaven used by the right people, the good people, non-christian people

used by people who want to live with ltos of fun in a social way =)

weed
~~~ ~~~
_________ ~~~~
/ \// ~
\__________/\\

by xil April 13, 2005

weed

An herbal remedy put on this earth by god himself.God said their be weed let their be weed. Ofen goes for $20 an eighth in my town or if dro(good ass weed)a gram for $20.

Jack frost, superman, hydro, orange crush, blueberry,dank, drizzy, budha, herb, sticky iky, buzz, green, and weed. I also tried some dro with red hairs.

by dopeboymagic October 13, 2006