the victor swerve

when a conversation's hot and you have to redirect what you're talking about before it gets any worse.

leila: dayuuuuum! so that's what we're going to do huh?

jay: so how bout that lamp shade? (the victor swerve)

by tisjayr July 29, 2019

Luis Victoria

A real ahh gangsta str8 outta little village chicago he is not to be played with and gets any girl he wants

Girl: Luis victoria is fine asf😍

by Sofia.223 March 7, 2021

Principal Victoria

The bitch in South Park who got fired cause she “was a rapist”

Wendy kicks Erics ass
Eric waaaaaaa mooooom mooom

Principal Victoria Wendy What the fuck was that

by Big Andy on yt June 15, 2021

Pyrex Victory

When one cooks with the American brand glassware and wins the battle to create a baked casserole that presents beautifully but loses the war to have created a delicious one.

Susan suffered a Pyrex Victory when she presented a yummy looking baked Ziti in her mother's glassware that tasted just awful.

by sheila in the car December 6, 2021

Moonslide victory

When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.

John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.

by Betainvestor February 22, 2022

Joseph Victor Humphrey

SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.

Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.

by yurt1234 April 8, 2022

elizaveta victorovna

a very pretty girl that doesn’t often realise how sweet & funny and good of a friend she is. actually a smart girl but not the nerdy type. love talking to her and she gets my humor.

love you lots ure the cutest
<3

elizaveta victorovna? oh yes shes my Belarusian friend!!

who is funny? ohh right its elizaveta!

by ilylots June 5, 2022