Twatter Swatter 

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

Twatter Swatter by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

Twitterbait 

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

Twitterbait by jotracy July 14, 2009

twitter 

the very sensitive area between a womans twat and her shitter

she moans when i play with her twitter

twitter by bw3 September 18, 2010

Twitter balance 

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

Twitter balance by Joel67 December 3, 2010

twitter 

the area of space between your twat and the shitter

Girl-"It smells awful by the twitter."
Guy-*Sniffs* "Eww... what did you eat?"

twitter by SmellyTweet February 25, 2011

twitter virgin 

someone who has never signed up on the twitter site or experienced a twitter phase

-Have you joined twitter yet?
-Nah, man. I'm still a twitter virgin

twitter virgin by thehelp December 31, 2011

Twitter bomb 

The act of posting one tweet after another, thus filling up your followers feed.

Jack just twitter bombed my feed. He posted seven tweets right in a row about the same damn thing.

Twitter bomb by Nachtein February 14, 2012