trumpended

# independed # alone

we are going to work trumpended.

by 01042007 December 13, 2016

Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

trumpadoodledoo

1.A string of stupidities that come out of someone's mouth.

2.Stupid person, says a lot of stupid things.

1. He said such a trumpadoodloo
2. Josh is a trumpadoodledoo, and there's nothing you can do about it.

by slayer of y January 26, 2017

Trumpetized

When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.

I'm Trumpetized of walls.

by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017

trumpdog

somebody who believes everything Donal Trump says ot tweet is actually true, and that he has practically never lied in his whole life much unlike the mainstream fake news media

Only a trumpdog believes all these weird wiretapping allegations

by harlekin96 May 4, 2017

Trumpence

A tax on the minds of American people

When you get called out doing something stupid, like trusting the Russians, you pay a Trumpence

by Retrospectacle June 8, 2017

Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!

A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!

by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017