The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.

"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"

by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012

Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.

(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.

by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013

bos_used_tamp0n

Very cool and sexy, I showed my mom their username and my mom said they are weird 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

Boner1: hey did you hear about @ bos_used_tamp0n?

Boner2: yeah, their a sexy bean 😊

by MyVoiceIsSoFuckingNatural October 17, 2021

Tampon

A person From Tampa

Omar is not a Tampon.
All tampons are wack.

by Tito2holla June 22, 2008

TampaLantis

The lost underwater city located half way between Tampa and Saint Petersburg fl. TampaLantis is known for its peanut butter and jellyfish sandwitches. little is know about this spamtastic bubble of a city. once thought to be a russian reasearch facility, TampaLantis is now know to be built by a long lost race of SPAMmonkeys.

would you like to go to TampaLantis today? how do they keep the bread dry underwater? If a SPAMmonkey lives under the sea , should it be called a SPAMseaMonkey.

by Austin T Landberg August 18, 2006

Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.

I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.

by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011