Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 18, 2014

salty lagoon

In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.

when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.

by Toffifee March 19, 2009

salty corn

A penis after it's been in more than 5 vaginitises

Bob:Damn my dick was so salty after fucking that whole sorority

Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3

by Saltycornlover109 April 28, 2017

Salty eye

When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner

Oh, I was with ...insert name.... The other day it got freaky and I gave them salty eye

by Burtthebasher October 11, 2018

salty benevolence

The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.

Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence

by murphquake August 21, 2009

salty ass nigga

A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.

Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!

by theeloyalkid123 April 29, 2014

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 18, 2012