Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.

Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple

by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017

Salty eye

When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner

Oh, I was with ...insert name.... The other day it got freaky and I gave them salty eye

by Burtthebasher October 10, 2018

Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 17, 2014

salty bugger

It is when a male picks his nose and puts the bugger on the tip of his penis and proceeds to have oral sex

yo ima salty bugger yo ass later

by Collin Monette November 17, 2017

salty benevolence

The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.

Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence

by murphquake August 20, 2009

salty ass nigga

A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.

Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!

by theeloyalkid123 April 29, 2014

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012