jiffy roll

The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter

I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices

by Gatorprimus6969 May 1, 2020

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semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

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goo roll

When you drop the toilet (loo) roll down the toilet normally by accident and when you fish it back out its all soggy and never returns to its original state no matter how dry it gets. Hence goo roll.

Husband: I'm just going to get some loo roll
Wife: What! I only just bought some today
Husband: Yeah sorry thats goo roll now
Wife: EEWWW

by wildturkey69 October 20, 2009

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The act of leaving your friend in mortal peril, for your own personal gain and/or safety. One of the most cowardly acts a man can commit. Often leads to the scoundrel in question taking his or her own life under overwelming sense of guilt.
A dispicable act of cowardice shamed upon in almost all cultures except american indians and the animal kingdon

Clive: rudes are coming to fight us lets run (dashes off)

Nigel: too late (stays and gets pounded on the floor) ......save mee

Clive: (dashes like lingford christie on steroids and breaks the world record 500m sprint)

Nigels: (last breath) ffs hes done a rolls........

by you are not a jedi yet September 30, 2007

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