smash phone

A cheap phone used for illegal porposes that you can smash on the ground when your done with it.

I just got a smash phone for the trap house

by ass monkey August 16, 2016

Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.

"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."

by help. September 2, 2014

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 2, 2021

Phone Herpes

Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.

F***ing Phone Herpes, I have to turn it on again!

by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009

phone-house

To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.

"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."

"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."

by michfoot83 January 7, 2011

Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.

"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022