Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

Moose

my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.

Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*

by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021

Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.

Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.

by hawke4me July 16, 2024

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.

by Freckz December 9, 2020

unfiltered moose

When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".

He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices

by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024

Silly Moose

Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.

Oh, you silly Moose!

by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Moose Chucker

A derogatory term for Canadians. From Canadia.

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.

by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011