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jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.
"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.
by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021
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Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.
Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
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Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.
If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.
by Shadly March 19, 2022
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flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.
We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.
by Baan the Guy June 19, 2016
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jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.
"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"
by mumsnot July 9, 2014
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Cinema biscuit

When a female is hot
by Dforduds November 1, 2016
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