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Teeters

Breasts, boobs or tits. Often used by men sitting around drinking beers and speaking about female anatomy.
Brohan #1: "Yo, you all check out Samantha at that party last night?"
Brohan #2: "Oh, hellz yeah, Dawg! That ho's teeters were practically exploding out of that skinny top."
Brohan #3: "I wouldn't mind pulling that top down and cupping those teeters in my man paws."
by ThickDickNick July 19, 2016
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Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."
by El Capitalist June 2, 2009
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the teenies

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009
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Boom. Teeth.

Slang term used to emphasize anything that exceeds expectations. Outside of the U.S., understanding of this term is low, but international usage and acceptance is on the rise.
Origin: United States, smartphone autocorrect
Stan: Hey, Doug when are you coming back to the U.S. for a visit?
Doug: Im not coming back for a visit, got the green card, will be staying for a bit lad.
Stan: Boom. Teeth.
Doug: What the bloody hell does that mean? I'm not from America.
Stan: You have much to learn my foreign friend.
by BMSW October 1, 2012
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fourteen-teen

Schwam.
Doo.
Two and a Heif
Scheven
Schfourteen-teen
by Mr. Roboto April 1, 2005
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teethed

to shoplift.. steal...
yo u teethed my style... where u get dat candybar? i teethed it from tha store....
by ye November 30, 2004
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Give me something I can sink my teeth into

A phrase often used to express the desire for a task with substance. Asking for responsibility, meaning, purpose, something of interest, something that makes a difference, something that matters to the person making said statement.
I am tired of doing mundane, meaningless activities. Please, give me something I can sink my teeth into.
by THEREALJULIA April 16, 2006
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