Technology Vampire

The term Technology Vampire comes from IRC and refers to someone who comes into a channel and begins to suck the life out of the channel by asking question after question after question. Once the Vampire has sucked the channel dry the Vampire disappears. Most often this kind of Vampire comes from Romania but have been know to come from elsewhere.

<Vampire> Hi, I want to make a web site, how do I do that?
<Regular> You need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
<Vampire> How do I set up a server like that?
<Regular> Do you have Linux or a server version of windows?
<Vamipre> Whats linux?
<Regular> Do you know any web languages?
<Vamipre> I'm not sure what those are. What are some of them?
<Regular> What kind of web site do you want?
<Vamipre> I'm not real sure what I want.
(...ad nauseam)

by dev_null February 4, 2005

technosocioconomist

A person who as either a hobby or professional follows technology and its integreation into society as well as the economics behind such products.

Ever the technosocioconomist, Daniel Eran's "The Rise and Fall of Platforms" was an engaging look at early computer systems and how their history reflected upon today's society and computer sales trends.

by Alexis Haberman January 9, 2007

technonazi

A person or firm who takes a technology idea and makes a product out of it, make it appear that it is their original idea, make it proprietary, make people think that it is the only way to go (the others are uncool and socially unacceptable), and sell it for far more than what it is worth.

Apple is a technonazi.

Aryans is to Mac as Jews and Gypsies is to everything else.

by grubs1 April 9, 2009

technosocial

adj. a person that is more outgoing in an online chat or even voice chat rather than up close and in person around people

ex.
Person A: Hey did you see Rick today? He didn't say a single thing.

Person B: Really? When he was in my Xbox Live Party, it didn't seem like he would stop talking.

Person A: Huh. I guess hes more of a technosocial person.

by Dom Santiago October 19, 2011

Technology

The reason the human race most likely will come to an end.

Technology such as wifi (5G radiation), A.I.

by . May 23, 2019

Georgia Institute of Technology

More commonly known as Georgia Tech.

Typically, only locals or alumni know this.

Trophy Wife: Honey, If your degree says "Georgia Institute of Technology" then why are you writing all these big fat checks to "Georgia Tech Alumni Association" ?

Rich Husband: Because they're the same school, now take off all your clothes!

by mosinmanny January 19, 2014

The Hesslar Technique

Also known as The Executioner, The Hesslar Technique is used when there is a low amount of marijuana left for a pot smoking hobbyist. The pothead uses a large or small plastic bag and enhales the small amount of marijuana from either a pipe or roach then swiftly puts the bag over his/her head and removes most of the oxygen. when he/she exhales the smoke it remains in the bag allowing the smoker to enhale the smoke once more. the smoker can repeat this step as many times as they can before they cannot breath, this is when the bag should be removed.

Man, im almost out of weed. I should use The Hesslar Technique if I want to get high.

by Bzra Tryla-G November 23, 2005