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Teacher

A Pearson who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them
No teacher= no problems to be solved
by Anonymous2854 June 13, 2020
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buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.
Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.
by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019
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Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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teachers

FUCK TEACHERS THEY ARE BITCHES JUST LIKE A TEACHER NAMED MS BELTRAN SHE WILL ROT IN HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg teachers are dumbass
by kylayohoney November 6, 2019
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education
Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then
by Sbhat October 20, 2022
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