Stealthdoze

The act of dozing off while trying to appear awake, especially when one is supposed to be awake.

"The new guy tends to stealthdoze his way through boring meetings."

by Bigmonkeychild March 17, 2015

Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.

-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!

by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015

Stealthflexing

A way of flexing around others with bigger muscles without the appearance you are in fact flexing. Stealth flexing gives you the excuse "I wasn't even flexing" when others start making fun of your gains......or lack there of...

Jereme was stealthflexing in order to show off his gains without ridicule.

by The Creator of Life. July 3, 2015

steal my steel

When a guy takes another guys member in his hand without asking.

Hey Dan, quit trying to steal my steel.

by Old Kansas Shark December 25, 2015

Steal and Deliver

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.

Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!

by Brzaukee July 20, 2016

Steal Seen

An action in which someone takes all the seen in a chat.

Thanks for the steal seen James.

by LVALA July 10, 2016